Another one :-DDDD

This is much more interesting!!! Enjoy readin it!!

Okay, here it goes. Ahmad, Muthu and Ah Beng were 3 good friends.

Ahmad died in a fire and his body was so badly burnt that the morgue needed someone to identify the body.They called up his two best friends, Ah Beng andMuthu.

Ah Beng went in first and the mortician pulled backthe sheet.
Ah Beng said,"Wah lau eh... he's very barbecued like 'char siu'..!!!. Please roll him over,and I will tell you whether if he's my friend Ahmad ornot."
The mortician rolled the body over and Ah Benglooked at his ass and immediately said, "No-lah,no-lah.. that isn't Ahmad. Heng ah..!"
The mortician was puzzled but didn't say anything.

He then went and got Muthu to inspect the body.
Muthu looked closely and said, "Aiyoyo.. it is true he'sburnt very badly, but roll him over and I'll see if he's my friend Ahmad."
Again the mortician rolled thebody over and Muthu looked down at the ass and said,"Aiyoyo.. thank goodness, this is not Ahmad!!"
The mortician was extremely puzzled, and unable to stand it any longer he asked, "Okay, you have to tell me now - how can you and Ah Beng tell whether it is Ahmad just by looking at the ass?!?!??"

Muthu replied, "It's simple really. Well you see, Ahmad had two assholes..!!"
"What?!!" the mortician said with disbelief, "He had two assholes?!??!"
"Oh yes! Everyone in Penang Road knows this because everytime the three of us go out, people always say,"Here comes Ahmad with the two assholes."

..............!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...............Laugh Out Loud Please!!!haha!!!!