Not so funny, But ok la!~~

here, some Singaproean jokes:

Why did Kok Beng go to a movie with his 18 friends?
Because below 18 not allowed!
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Kok Beng wants to buy a TV set. He goes to a shop.
Kok Beng: "Do you have color TV?"Salesgirl: "Yes!"
Kok Beng: "Give me a green one, please"
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Kok Beng goes to a store and sees a shiny object.
Kok Beng: "What is that shiny object?"Salesgirl: "That is a thermos flask."
Kok Beng: "What does it do?
"Salesgirl: "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold"
Kok Beng: "I'll buy it"
The next day, Kok Beng goes to work with his thermo flat.
Boss: "What is that shiny object?"
Kok Beng: "It's a thermos flask."
Boss: "What does it do?"
Kok Beng: "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold"
Boss: "What do you have in it?"
Kok Beng: "Two cups of coffee and one cup of ice cream"
(I have to say the boss was quite dumb coz he didn't know what a thermos flask is used for.)
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After taking photocopies of documents, Kok Beng always compares it with the original for spelling mistakes.
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After completing a jigsaw puzzle he'd been working on for quite some time, Kok Beng proudly shows off the finished puzzle to a friend.
"It took me ONLY 5 MONTHS TO DO IT", Kok Beng brags.
"FIVE MONTHS? THAT'S TOO LONG", the friend exclaims.
"YOU ARE A FOOL." Kok Beng replies,
"SEE THIS BOX, IT IS WRITTEN FOR 4-7 YRS".
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At a bar in New York, the man to Kok Beng's left tells the bartender,"JOHNNIE WALKER, SINGLE" and his companion says,"JACK DANIELS, SINGLE".
The bartender approaches Kok Beng and asks, "AND YOU, SIR ?"
Kok Beng replies: "Tan Kok Beng, MARRIED"

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